Thursday, May 21, 2009

Jessica Hahn and Larry King - Ewwww!

Today is May 21st, 2009

Jessica Hahn is old news, a cult culture icon from the 80s who was supposedly raped by a Televangelist, and because of that, she ended up bringing down the whole organization.

She then got picked up by playboy, and appeared in numerous playboy magazine covers, posing nude, as well as guest appearances on a number of 80s TV shows.

So what does she have to do with Larry King?

Larry King's new memoir "My Remarkable Journey" talks about a particular incident that he had with her.

He says that she made aggressive advances towards him in a cab ride.

Jessica hitting on Larry? That's not an image I wanted in my head, darn!

So yes, Jessica made a pass at Larry King. Just goes to show you the attractiveness of men in power! He may not be attractive, but even so, because he's a man of power, women will flock to him for his power.

Darn, I'm just a starving college student, what do I do???

You can buy Larry King's book at amazon.com below.

Lauri Waring wants more money from her Ex Husband! Why am I NOT surprised

What is Lauri Waring up to now? She wants more money from her ex, that's what!

A news article at TMZ.com says that Lauri Waring wants more money for from her ex husband.

In court papers, it supposedly claims that she makes only $400 a month (that's my rent and I am a starving college student!!!!) And that her expenses include over $12k every month

On what, plastic surgeries? Oh please......

So she dug for gold, and now has no more. I have no pity on her. She claims she has two jobs, one as insurance agent, and actress. If she means actress by acting like a rich & filthy whore, who only cares about superficialities, well then I'm sorry, she doesn't need to act, to do that.

PS - her EX husband makes over 300k/year, yeah, I think she's trying to milk all she can out of him.

If these kinds of things interest you, I suggest you get the DVDs of the real wives of orange county. You can get them at Amazon, or on itunes. They both do digital downloads.

The Real Housewives of Orange County
Real Housewives of Orange County at Amazon

Here's the source of that TMZ article BTW, just tellin ya this info's legit!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/21/real-housewife-real-small-paycheck/

What is the Peanut Butter Smack, and where is it?

The Peanut Butter Smack is a joke that Dane Cook recently created that made its way on to youtube in early May.

Peanut Butter Smack...How do you like me now biznitch

The joke is how 1 time, Dane Cook was on youporn.com and discovered a video where....

Well.....You'll just have to see the joke for yourself.

PS: There is a peanut butter smack video on youtube that's pretty gay, I don't like it, Here I have the actual joke. Part 2 of the one on youtube by some kids is pretty funny though.

NOTE: This is the best video I could find on youtube of it for you guys. The others were of *illegal* phone videos of him at a live event where you can't even hear him. This one was at least a recording of it on TV at comedy Central.

Also Note: This joke comes from his new comedy album ISOLATED INCIDENT



PS: There is no peanut butter smack video at youporn.com I checked myself. Trust Me.

PPS: You can get this joke, and many others, from his NEW Stand-up Album

ISOLATED INCIDENT - released May 19th!

Get it at amazon or Itunes.
Dane Cook - ISolated INcident (Deluxe Version)

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

American Idol Winner

It's been months of contests, and American has chosen. Who will be the NEXT American Idol?

It looks like after Heavy debate, American has FINALLY CHOSEN!

Kris Allen is America's NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!

Man, I can't wait for his CD to come out.

Bookmark this page for details on when and where to buy his CD
AS SOON as I find out. Just come on back!

Actually, you can probably just visit Itunes

Shop at the iTunes Music Store.

I'm sure his CD will be there soon enough, although not right away.

How Old is Rod Stewart?

It seems a lot of people recently have been wondering how old is Rod Stewart. Well he is pretty old. He was born on January 10th, 1945.

Right now, as of writing this post, it is May 20th, 2009.

That would make him 64 years, 4 months, and 10 days old as of this day.

Whoa, he's pretty old.

Still, I think the Rolling Stones may have him beat.......lol......just a thought.

Click here to check out his music on itunes!Rod Stewart